If you don’t want this beautiful picture of Steve Irwin holding a baby platypus on your blog then I’m sorry but I don’t know what you’re doing with your life.
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
if you pull out my earphones i will pull out your lungs
"I drink to forget about the time I waved at someone waving to the person behind me"
i only stay inside to avoid paparazzi